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 Malone Alone?
Sonny Malone´s home is a "drinking spot" and a platform for miming discourse.
Here, he invites concerned citicens to take a controversial look at miming in order to get a glance at our true human nature.
Mimes are, by nature, animals. Malone seeks to explore the reasons why.
Top Ten Ways to Tell the Difference Between
The Crow and a Mime
#10 If it's beating someone up, it's the Crow. If someone's beating it up, it's a mime.
#9 People want to give mimes the bird. The Crow already has one.
#8 Poke it in the eye with a stick. If it says "ouch," it's the Crow.
#7 Mimes are French, and the Crow never surrenders!
#6 To become a Crow, you must experience great pain and suffering. To watch a mime, you will experience great pain and suffering.
#5 No one thinks it's cool when a mime comes back from the dead.
#4 Mimes can't stand up to multiple gunshot wounds. (We tried.)
#3 Only some people can accept the Crow's need to kill his tormentors. Everyone understands the need to kill mimes.
#2 The Crow kills bad people. All a mime kills is a good day.
#1 If Brandon Lee had played a mime, he'd be alive today and it'd be his career that'd need the reviving.
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Who is Sonny Malone?
He's smart, modern, dynamic, and unlike most campaign mimes, Sonny is streetcorner educated.
Sonny Malone was born on April, 14th 1958 in Stockton, California. As album cover artist he spent most
of his life pantomiming in the streets of Venice Beach. His thesis "On Miming: Human or Beastie?" opened
new discussions not only in miming circles, and caused quite an uproar in Venice Beach.
Now campaigning for Jackie Strike, Sonny invites everyone to bite the bone of democratic miming.
Malone's Political Roots
From an early age, Malone was fascinated by the origins of political miming. While performing on a sunny day in Venice Beach, he met clarinet playing jazzrocking Dewey Cooper.
Together they decided to revive a decrepit L.A. dance hall and engaged Jonathan Strike as a bouncer for this new nightclub. Jonathan introduced him to Jackie Strike and her LARGE Party. It was then when Sonny´s political ambitions were born. Indeed, he would make the search for democratic
miming to his life's work. Sonny Malone also works as part-time gossip columnist writing for various society magazines.
