Voter Arrested for Licking Video Screen
Missouri, 25 August 2000 - A voter has taken his love for Jackie "a little too far" according to authorities in
Missouri.Kansas City Airport Police caught a man in the act of licking Jackie's face on the big screen in the
Terminal 2 lobby. The 42-year-old insurance salesman, J.M (true identity not disclosed to protect his privacy.
But here's his picture) was immediately surrounded, apprehended and taken in for questioning. "I only kissed
the screen. She's just so irresistible" cried J.M while being dragged from the scene "If loving Jackie is a sin,
then I am guilty to the bone!"
Fortunately for J.M. (photo), his one allowed phone call was to Jackie Strike herself. Jackie immediately appealed
to the responsible judge to release him from prison. Following a long discussion with the officers, they logged on
to the police computer to see what was so irresistible about political queen Strike. After a call from the district
judge and intense study of the jackiestrike.com website, police released the man, who had in the meantime recruited
the entire 4th Precinct for Jackie's Volunteer Program.
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