She Might Just Be A Hot Political Nerd
Honolulu, 3 June 2000 - Granted, it's easy to get confused about a mock-arty-garage political queen like Jackie Strike. Jacky Ickx, the bespectled colorblind member of the
Universal Services Committee, chairman of the Global Subcommittee and Assistent Manager of Jackie for President ltd, would like to set the record
straight about Mr. Strike´s purpose.
"We like politics, for the love of it," says Ickx, 33. "We only pretend to have a plan for world domination. Mrs. Strike is serious about not taking politics seriously."
"Politics is just about the biggest dinosaur around,"
says co-Striker and HQ Junior Assistent Janitor Dewey Cooper, also 33. "It's nice to watch, but it's got this bloated aspect to it that has to be deflated."
The reason Jackie Strike is so popular is because she is possibly the weirdest person
on the scene today. But hey, let's be honest: What more could you ask for in politics?
Well, get ready to do some serious squirming, folks, because Jackie Strike has just
signed a seven-elections deal. Will she have trouble coming up with enough speeches
to fill such a huge order? Not a problem, according to the verbose ones.
"It sounds like a lot of work," says Ickx, "But with three hundred speeches already written..."
Right. Not a problem.
Whatever she does, we know by now not to expect the expected from
Jackie Strike and her Large Party.
"The reason we work well together," says Cooper,
"is that we still have a lot of surprises left for each other."
Just wait until you hear what they have planned for the rest of us.
Jackie Strike might be joking, but you can't always tell for sure.
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